I love that one, heard it a few months ago but am still laughing about it. That telemarketer got what was coming for him. I think the creator of that sound byte was literally going after telemarketers with his blend of comedy, he had a site but it escapes me at the moment.
That second clip looked like she was having a seizure... If I were sitting there, I would probably get up and ask her if she was alright. If yes, then I would proceed to LMAO