Lessons from Family Guy

Ok, Family Guy lovers - let's share. I just love this show. It's taught me so many life lessons and opened my eyes to the world. For instance, it's hard to think that I used to be naive to the fact that...

Candy is made out of sunshine and farts.

Dinosaurs died out because Peter touched himself at night.

Sea World tends to ban those who discover what a whale's blow-hole is not for.

A hooker's vision is based on movement, so they can't see you if you stand still.

Tuna salad is mayo and cat food.

Any others out there who love this show and have learned some great things? Please share...

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Permalink Reply by Clockwork on May 14, 2008 at 12:02am: The Irish were a futuristic, super advanced, utopian society, then they invented booze...

Sperm come standard with lazer guns.

Even a complete dumba** could kidnap the pope.

If you piss off the FCC, they will stop you from having sex.

How to spell ROBERT LOGGIA
Just remember R as in "Robert Loggia!"
O as in "Oh my God! It's Robert Loggia!"
B as in "By god that’s Robert Loggia!"
E as in "Everyone loves Robert Loggia!"
R as in "Robert Loggia!"
T as in "Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia!"
SPACE
L as in "Look it’s Robert Loggia!"
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Permalink Reply by Nancy on September 15, 2008 at 8:47am: I'm DYING to find this in a voice file so I can listen to it (over & over)!!! Anyone? Anyone? Stewie?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by photo heathen on May 14, 2008 at 12:05am: The word "country" doesn't actually have an "o" in it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ~*~ Erin ~*~ on May 14, 2008 at 9:26am: Never fight with a rabidly angry chicken out of the blue.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 14, 2008 at 4:51pm: Good, guys! Here's a few more:

if you discover that your property is not on the city's map, you can secede from the U.S., become president of your own country, and gain the benefits of being a foreign diplomat (free drinks, immunity from strangling people, etc.).

bert (sesame street) is a boozer.

when you die, if you're good you go to heaven, if you're bad you go to UPN.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robowriter on May 22, 2008 at 8:18am: Bert is apparently up to more than liquor!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by I'm Not a Turnip on May 14, 2008 at 7:28pm: In case of Armageddon caused by Y2K, only Twinkies, Twinkie factories and Randy Newman will survive unscathed.

It's perfectly acceptable to eat a dirty diaper if you've mistaken it for Indian Food.

Don't eat bubblegum out of the trash if you're gassy.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kaotikitty on May 15, 2008 at 3:04pm: The Twinkie fact may or may not be true, since we don't know if they ever reached the Carvel factory they were moving onto and whether it too was intact!

We do know that as soon as you dispose of all your guns, Stewie's mutant spawn will overrun your post-apocalyptic community. heehee

Also: a group of people in wheelchairs can unite to form an enormous Transformers-like being!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 14, 2008 at 7:44pm: i just thought of one that i think you guys will appreciate -

if you are a young male, stay far away from the old guy down the street with the walker.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MerrickM on May 14, 2008 at 9:23pm: That fat drunken Irish slobs DON'T lactate !; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by bjm6971 on May 15, 2008 at 6:32am: Childbirth feels like your lower lip being streatched over to the back of your neck.; ▶ Reply to This