Lessons from Family Guy

Ok, Family Guy lovers - let's share. I just love this show. It's taught me so many life lessons and opened my eyes to the world. For instance, it's hard to think that I used to be naive to the fact that...

Candy is made out of sunshine and farts.

Dinosaurs died out because Peter touched himself at night.

Sea World tends to ban those who discover what a whale's blow-hole is not for.

A hooker's vision is based on movement, so they can't see you if you stand still.

Tuna salad is mayo and cat food.

Any others out there who love this show and have learned some great things? Please share...

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Permalink Reply by Slappy on May 15, 2008 at 7:07am: Be careful with giggity once in a nursing home you may poo yourself a little bit =); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 15, 2008 at 7:22am: lmfao; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by bjm6971 on May 15, 2008 at 7:09am: I you lick toad, your kids will be born without eyelids.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 15, 2008 at 7:44am: the universe was created from god's fart, after he won an arm wrestling match with his roommate.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Aran on May 15, 2008 at 10:02am: Hitler has a good sense of humor, especially on his wedding night!

Oh yeah, and Asian people work really hard cause they're no fun. :P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MerrickM on May 16, 2008 at 8:23pm: Never let a dog take your daughter to the Prom,...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Slappy on May 20, 2008 at 6:41am: I learned it takes 3 dirty stinking apes to change a light bulb.

I learned that Peter can juice and orange on his nipple.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by eviltimes on May 20, 2008 at 7:56am: Meg is meaningless.

Evil Monkeys need love too (and a doober).; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Whatchawatchin on May 20, 2008 at 12:35pm: Amen brother.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 20, 2008 at 7:21pm: if Death is injured, no one can die.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by horrorfan247 on May 20, 2008 at 8:10pm: singing rock lobster can help you get through all your problems. rock lobsta!!!!!!; ▶ Reply to This