What do you attract?

My friends have always teased me that I attract kids, dogs, lesbians and little people...not necessarily in that order. It's true. If any of the above get within a 100 ft. radius they will make a beeline to me. Don't ask me why, I have no clue. When I went to the grocery store today I had all but the little person. I walked out the door and a golden retriever comes running out of nowhere, knocks me to the ground and starts licking my face. He was soooo cute! I had a lesbian come over to get a large bottle of juice down for me (I have a messed up shoulder), then stand and stare into my eyes in a really uncomfortable way and touch me like 10 times before asking if I was seeing anyone. Then not 1, but 3 kids attached themselves to me at different times and just started following me around. Now, the kids and the dogs I get. They sense my inner puppy and kid, both of whom are always ready to come out and play. I genuinely get a kick out of both and probably agitate the kids on because I'm the idiot behind you in line making silly faces and cracking your kid up while you unload your cart. Dogs, same thing. I probably do the human equivalent of puppy pounce stance and they know I'm cool to wrestle and good for at least 10 mins. of ear scratching and "good boy!". The lesbians mystify me. I get hit on all the time. Apparently I'm putting out some signal unintentionally.

So, I'm curious! Is there any group, type of person or animal, or just something specific that will seek you out no matter what? I can't be the only one with a magnet like this.

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Permalink Reply by trowerboy on April 19, 2008 at 9:10pm: OHHHH....lmao.....I attract pyscho women. No joke. I have had an ex-wife, two girlfriends and numerous females that stalked me that could be sent to mental institutions. My ex--well...I got custody of the twins...two girlfriends....had restraining orders against....stalkers...one I had to threaten to call police if she didn't go to a mental institution, four others restraining orders applied to them. I learned not to have any type of casual intimate relationships....and hell...even after I was married two years I was getting phone calls from other casual relationships from playing in the deep south...they both said they found me on the internets...lol
MY lovely wife of almost ten years is okay...as long as I do what she tells me to do...hehehe; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by B-Independent.com on April 19, 2008 at 10:21pm: Brother, somehow I got roped into footing the shrink bill for one of my ex's after I broke off our engagement. I now wear bangs to cover up the word "sucker" stamped across my forehead.....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by B-Independent.com on April 19, 2008 at 10:19pm: Gay men and psycho chicks.....but more gays then chicks.....much more....and I've even dropped my metrosexuality in favor of a more blue collar appearence but I fear it comes across as something Village People-esque.... Now that I think about it, the best compliments I've ever gotten have been from other dudes...

Kids and dogs know to stay away, but cats and moms dig me.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Whatchawatchin on April 19, 2008 at 11:02pm: Same here about the compliments. Not only that, but I tend to attract a better quality of lesbian than man. My gay friends always get bent out of shape because women who even I admit are waaaaaay out of my league will hit on me..lol.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by B-Independent.com on April 19, 2008 at 11:14pm: I've always gotten along better with lesbians then my guy friends. My favorite passtime to go the park with them and talk sh*t about all the hotties playing vollyball. It's all the comradery of being out with they guys but at the end of the day I can lie to myself and pretend it's a date.... ;); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by trowerboy on April 19, 2008 at 11:23pm: that is sooo.....ummm...distant?....sooo...ummm...nice?....how can you be out with the guys if they are girls...who don't do guys...lmao...just tryin' to figure it out B....lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by trowerboy on April 19, 2008 at 11:36pm: I think I have to show this...I have lots of gay friends who have told me lots of stories about thier lives..Mrs. Trow thinks I might be bi..I have never been with a guy but she thinks I like guys toooo much...she doesn't mean the football players she means the sensitive types lol...soo I have a myspace music site that some have actually seen as a joke..they didn't know it is one of my music sites on myspace...lmao...I put this up after the "Brokeback Mountain" craze as a semi-joke site and wrote the songs from the tales my gay friends told me...all are real..except "Taliban Baby"...here ya go brokenback buddies; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Whatchawatchin on April 20, 2008 at 10:25am: OMG! That was you?!?! Too funny Trow. I laughed until my sides hurt the first time you sent me that link...hahaha!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kristyn on April 19, 2008 at 10:37pm: I wish I had awesome story like that, but I sadly do not.
BUT, it does seem like I know A LOT of gay guys! Not only do I know them, but I am friends with all of them. I love them though. At least I don't have to worry about them trying something with me haha.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by B-Independent.com on April 19, 2008 at 10:47pm: At least I don't have to worry about them trying something with me haha.

I, on the other hand, need to repeatedly remind my gay friends that there's a line of heterosexulaity that their hands are not allowed to cross. I'm telling you, the horniest guys I know are gay.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kristyn on April 19, 2008 at 10:50pm: Well, yes, they are very horny. I agree. But, considering I am a girl, I don't think they find me as attractive as some man that might walk by. If they get excited over that, that's fine.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by trowerboy on April 19, 2008 at 10:58pm: OHHH...lol...gay friends of mine keep hinting...but never cross the line of touch..being that my Brother in Law is gay and works for a very rich gay individual in a very posh SoCal 50% gay town...I have had soo much fun with those boys when we go to visit...only three have tried anything..but that was because I was playing tease..; ▶ Reply to This