Your favorite lines from one of the most quotable films of all time

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Permalink Reply by BeachBum on March 16, 2008 at 7:54pm

Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
The Dude: What about the toe?
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe!
Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.

Auto Circus Cop: [the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car] Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! Leads!

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Permalink Reply by Elizabeth on May 19, 2008 at 9:44am

Well, that's just, like, you're opinion, man...

Where's the money Lebowski!
It's uh, down there somewhere, let me take another look.

What the f*ck is this?
Obviously you're not a golfer.

Shomer shabbos!

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Permalink Reply by Cullen on June 4, 2008 at 8:37am

Bullshit Walter Mark it 8 dude!

Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

You're entering a world of pain.

Fuck it dude, Lets go bowling

Calmer than you are

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!

And, I would like my undies back

As if we would ever dream of stealing your bullshit money.

The dude minds man, this aggression will not stand man.

8 year olds dude

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Permalink Reply by borkabob on July 25, 2008 at 5:30pm

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Permalink Reply by Elizabeth on August 7, 2008 at 4:56pm

Mark it zero!

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Permalink Reply by Anita_Blake on August 9, 2008 at 9:26am

My favorite quote:
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The remainder of the dialogue:
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?

and of course:
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f*****g trigger 'til it goes "click."

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Permalink Reply by Sam Patton on September 23, 2008 at 12:22am

Ahh.. Nice Marmot!

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Permalink Reply by Matt Jergensen on October 14, 2008 at 4:33pm

The real question is how many of these lines can you weave into everyday conversation?

Whenever I respond to someone who has said something stupid.
"Thank You Donny."

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Permalink Reply by Barestdegree on January 8, 2009 at 12:07pm

For some reason, Walter's rant about the attack on the Dude by the Germans

WALTER: "Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either."

For some reason the "amphibious rodent" cracks my ass UP!

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Permalink Reply by Elizabeth on October 22, 2009 at 12:21pm

Phones ringing dude...

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