Monty Python: The Holy Grail

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Permalink Reply by Dr. Funke Phd. AR on April 29, 2008 at 12:18am

"There's some lovely filth over here!"

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Permalink Reply by Dr. Funke Phd. AR on April 29, 2008 at 12:21am

"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"

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Permalink Reply by Anubis68 on April 29, 2008 at 5:04pm

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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Permalink Reply by Replicant Rachael on May 7, 2008 at 10:20pm

three sir!

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Permalink Reply by Dr. Funke Phd. AR on April 29, 2008 at 12:23am

"leave or I shall taunt you a second time!"

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Permalink Reply by Anubis68 on April 29, 2008 at 5:05pm

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King"...you and all your silly English k-nig-ihts."

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Permalink Reply by PitbullChick on June 15, 2008 at 12:49pm

Gotta second this one, I just fall over laughing reading that line!

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Permalink Reply by Anubis68 on April 29, 2008 at 5:09pm

thanks for startin' the thread...when I saw it I had to watch the movie again

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Permalink Reply by skyforge on April 29, 2008 at 5:55pm

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

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Permalink Reply by leela42 on April 29, 2008 at 6:29pm

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

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Permalink Reply by Replicant Rachael on May 7, 2008 at 10:21pm

I feel happy! I think I'll go for a walk
you're not fooling anyone you know

who's he then?
must be a king
how can you tell?
hasn't got sh*t all over him

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Permalink Reply by 3DTrax on June 18, 2008 at 7:00am

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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