Monty Python: The Holy Grail

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Permalink Reply by Aladdin Sane on June 24, 2008 at 11:35pm

"Runaway! Runaway!

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Permalink Reply by mediaman on June 25, 2008 at 10:51am

That bunny has a mean streak a mile wide.

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Permalink Reply by mediaman on June 25, 2008 at 10:55am

oh and of course " Sir Robin ran away. ran away away, When danger reared it's ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tale and fled. Brave brave Sir Robin bravely ran away.

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Permalink Reply by Dave on August 11, 2008 at 12:34pm

Arthur: Look you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: LOOK!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Minstrel: (singing) He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

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Permalink Reply by Erik on August 15, 2008 at 10:37pm

That's no ordinary rabbit!
I fart in your general direction!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Permalink Reply by Capt. Craptastic on October 12, 2008 at 6:30pm

...Robin was forced to eat his minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.




Yay.

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Permalink Reply by eviltimes on October 23, 2008 at 2:07pm

Is that an African sparrow or a European sparrow?

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Permalink Reply by Jess on January 7, 2009 at 10:22am

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Permalink Reply by Turk71 on January 11, 2009 at 9:26am

a few that leap to mind....

"She's got HUGE... tracts of land!"

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...I got better."

Arthur: "Good idea, O Lord!" God: "Course it is!"

Bedevere: "What also floats in water?"
Peasants: "Bread" "Apples" "Very small rocks"
"Cider" "Gravy" "Cherries" "Mud" "Churches!" "Lead! Lead!"
Arthur: "A duck."

"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
"There are some who call me... Tim."

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Permalink Reply by Karyn on January 11, 2009 at 11:23am

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"Strange women lying in puddles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

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