Share 'Lessons from Family Guy'

Ok, Family Guy lovers - let's share. I just love this show. It's taught me so many life lessons and opened my eyes to the world. For instance, it's hard to think that I used to be naive to the fact that... Candy is made out of sunshine and farts. Dinosaurs died out because Peter touched himself at night. Sea World tends to ban those who discover what a whale's blow-hole is not for. A hooker's…