Nihilism is best done by professionals.

Wry, bitter, sarcastic. And those are my good traits. Long time coffee snob and a long time manager for the ubiquitous coffee mega-corp. Liable to leave notes on anyone's car who cannot park. Please, don't crack your knuckles, or anything else for that matter.
J'adore: thunder, slave spirituals, Eddie Izzard, Chickenlovesmillie's blog, my husband despite his complete lack of common sense, fire extinguishers, piano music in a dark bar,the character "House",dreams & nightmares,Beckett's face, men in kilts,Bellocq's photographs, single malt scotch,the AFLAC duck, Peter Greenaway movies, great visual cinema,Burlesque,vaccumming,buying too many magazines, soul food, New Orleans, sharpies and VW Vans.

Loathe: celebutantes, Carrot Top, Katie Couric, cell phones, prostelitizing Mormons, headcheese,zombies, natural disasters or the mere threat of one,Kids eat free restaurants,thin crust pizza, white coloured cars, people who don't use turn signals, radical conservatives, most -isms, frat boys smoking cigars with the bands still on, big weddings, pictures of your kids, bridal showers/baby showers, Terri Hatcher, "chick lit" (both the name and the concept),shiny "going to the club" shirts on men & women, kegger parties,Hawaiian shirt days, Charles Dickens, toe rings, James Joyce, "My kids an honor roll student" bumper stickers, clowns(dead or alive) and musicals.And people who "LOVE" musicals or pay to go see them. Or brag about how they were in musicals in, god forbid, high school or community theatre.