Welcome to the House of Sevorin!

Relationship Status:

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Are you a Netflix member?

Not at the moment

Are you a Netflix employee?

a) No.

What is your (apx) "Reviewer Rank" Number?

I wobbled around 55 to 65 before my reviews began to disappear. Out of over 500 reviews a mere handful are left. They've replaced my name with some alpha-numeric mumbo-jumbo, and my rank has sunk down a few hundred places.

A Small Set Of My Favorite Movies

"The Night of the Hunter", "The Scarlet Empress", "The Battle of Algiers", "Orphee", "Shakespeare in Love", "The Man in the White Suit", "Harakiri", "The Hill", "Dr. Strangelove", "Les Enfants du Paradis", "Olympia", "D.O.A.", "Ikiru", "Chinatown", "His Girl Friday", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", "The Asphalt Jungle," "The Innocents", "Twelve Angry Men", "M", "The Maltese Falcon", "5 Fingers", "Smiles of a Summer Night", "The Wages of Fear", "Jezebel", "Viva Zapata". If you want a list of the all-time great films, maybe not all of these would make it. But I usually watch any of them whenever I get the chance.

What I Snack on in Movie Theaters

Whatever I can stuff into my mouth. No cracks, people.

About Me:

Bald, fat, broke, relentlessly profane, blubberingly sentimental, crawling into old age with no dough, no prospects, and an obnoxious personality. Looking for my dream girl.