No matter how good she looks some other guy is sick and tired of her crap!

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,


Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:


'I went by your grandma's house today and


I saw her in the hallway buck naked.


Man, she is one fine looking woman!'




The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.




His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and

Would fight at the… Continue

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'



The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband b… Continue