Laughing so hard, it hurts!

Posted by The Omnipotent Mr. Tinkles on May 16, 2008 at 10:07pm in About Movies

What movies have you seen that made you laugh so hard, you fell off the sofa, pulled a muscle, or just laughed so hard you couldnt breathe?

I have a few:

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - where she's washing her windshield and her boobies are bouncing up and down on the glass, when she's taking a bath and says the line about her "big opening".
I was on the floor in pain I was laughing so hard.

Porkys Revenge - where the kids are getting back at the politicians for thier lies and treachery....the girl dresses up like an old Las Vegas hooker and shows up in that fancy restaurant with those fake boobs full of "puke"....and then at the correct time, "pukes" in the duck pond!
Im sure I turned three different shades of red, I was laughing so hard.

White Chicks - after he ate the mini quiches and had to go to the restroom and let it "all out". I think I cracked a rib laughing at that one.

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Permalink Reply by Whatchawatchin on May 16, 2008 at 10:25pm: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Merely a flesh wound! Brave Sir Robin. Now for the spankings!

Supertroopers - Littering and....? Not so funny meow!

Eurotrip - Scotty doesn't know...I did her on his birthday....

Life of Brian - What have the Romans ever done for us?

Anything with Patton Oswalt.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Laur on May 19, 2008 at 5:39am: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van on Sundays. I love it! It's going to be stuck in my head all day now ;-) Great movie.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Slappy on May 19, 2008 at 7:15am: She turned me into a newt!! ...well I got better

Bring out your dead! I'm not dead yet... I feel fineeeeee!

NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE! What kind of country is this that knights run around saying NEE to old women.

I love Monthy Python. I have to also admit the Simpson's movie had me cracking a couple ribs. I can't believe I saw Bart's DOODLE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Spiderpig's song had me rolling since the first previews started coming out. I love to laugh!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by CHawk (Aces) on May 17, 2008 at 1:40am: Actually, here's my Laugh Out Loud list.

The Big Lebowski - There's a lot to laugh at in it but one special scene is when John Turturro's character Jesus Quintana is upset about the bowling match date change. That's rolling on the floor laughing my azz off scene.

The Jerk when the new phone book comes and the "exploding cans". Steve Martin is brilliant in that.

Ace Ventura when Nature Calls - Ace escaping from the rhino. I almost cracked a rib laughing at that.

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Permalink Reply by ewd76 on May 17, 2008 at 6:04am: Doesn't happen very often, one time was when I saw Goonies in the theater, I laughed so hard when they dropped the statue. I was young though. Doesn't do much for me now.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Slappy on May 19, 2008 at 7:19am: <3 Ace Ventura, that also reminds me the mask had me laughing pretty hard too. Bruce Almighty had me in tears at some parts I was laughing so hard.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by 2McAbre on May 17, 2008 at 6:39am: Elvira Mistress of the Dark, (love her)- Any of the naughty but nice lines or gags. Like when Bob is changing the Marque and drops a letter that hits her in the head, politely asks Elvira "Hows your head?" to which she replies "I haven't had any complaints yet." or when her and Bob are checking out the attic and the lights go out, she thinks she has something of Bob's in her hands, but it turns out to be a snake! Or when the new owner in the beginning asks here why she thinks they call him "Longhorn" and she replies "I dunno could it have something to do with your breathe?"

History of the World: Part 1- Definitely when Madeleine Kahn is picking through the guards for that nights orgy when she starts singing "Yes… Yes… No, No, No, Yes, Yes… YESSSSSS!"

I have to agree with Porky's Revenge and White Chicks too!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 17, 2008 at 7:13am: I laughed pretty hard to the two fight scenes between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in the Bridget Jones movies. The scenes were set up perfectly. I love how Hugh tries to run from Colin, he's such a wuss.

Fight Club is full of truly smart dialogue, and I can't sit through the movie without laughing out loud at the tyler/narrator interactions. the first fight scene between tyler and the narrator -
Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Narrator: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so F-ing stupid...
[Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: MF! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I F-ed it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pterosaur on May 17, 2008 at 10:09am: Cheers!! FC is one of my all time favorite movies and very few people actually find it funny. Same thing with American Beauty.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by runnr1 on May 17, 2008 at 11:45am: i loved american beauty! among my favs of all time. i am a big kevin spacey fan and his 'realization' that he goes through in this movie is very witty and even relatable. the pleasure that he gets from his fast food job, the way that he talks to his plastic wife, the obsession with the gorgeous teenage girl...spacey's delivery of all of it is excellent. and even though it is a dark comedy, i find it laugh-out-loud funny, too.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Not Two on May 17, 2008 at 7:32am: Borat did it for me. When he presented his dinner members the white plastic bag I folded! I have to admit the scene in the hotel room, both of them naked, wresting, was hard to watch, I took sneak peeks between my fingers.; ▶ Reply to This